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Zak: :>
Kim: Do you have an emoticon chart so I can understand you?
Zak: its just a smile
Kim: was that an evil grin?
Zak: no, this is evil grin
Zak: >:}
Kim: so what is the difference between:   >:)   >:}   >:>
Kim: >>:(  does this mean I'm doubly evil?
Zak: it means you're super upset and you have large eyebrows
Zak: :) and :> are essentially the same
Zak: i just got bored of the parenthesis
Zak: :} adds a little mischievousness
Zak: severity increase is usually indicated by repetition of the mouth
Zak: :( vs :(((((
Zak: for sadness it could be the eyes too, since that's like tears
Zak: :::::(
Zak: but that doesnt work for 'really happy'
Zak: :::::) - no
Zak: :))))))) - yes
Zak: or just repeating the whole thing
Zak: :):):):):)
Kim: wow, I prefer:  "I'm very happy today"
That was just an example, I'm really not happy at all

Holden: I would be a mean dicksucker.

Zak: I mean, a pickle by itself... it's alright, but...

Zak: You should order the Enchirito next time.
Jeremy: What is it?!
Zak: I dont know!
Jeremy: At least I know how to pronounce this: Two Tacos
Jeremy: I should make a recipe...
Jeremy: Two Tacos
Jeremy: Ingredients: Two (2) tacos
Jeremy: Directions: Eat the tacos
Jeremy: I should sell this to Philsbury Farms
Zak: You could also make something else from it: One Taco
Zak: Ingredients: Two (2) tacos
Zak: Directions: Eat one taco

eric: i dont like these shuffles, they're all random.

Josh: God damnit have sex!

Nick: What's in Connecticut?
Zak: My girlfriend
Nick: Nice
Jeremy: I should get on that
Zak: You get on my girlfriend and I'll kill you
Nick: WHOA
Jeremy: No your girlfriend is comparable to other types of vehicles

Jeremy: Ahhhh my god! Where is my face??

Nick: Yea this girl did this really great booty shake
Zak: Did she shake it like a polaroid picture?
Nick: No..
Nick: Like an animated gif

Zak: let me go get my dentures 
Annie: i'm actually a collection of bones under miles of sediment
Zak: i remember when the sun was cold
Annie: i remember when space was really small
Annie: like a teeny tiny die
Annie: on the bright side, i don't remember the 80s that well
Annie: so there must be older people 
Zak: amen to that