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#229 1.0 
Zak: maybe that one was my fault
Zak: like if i didnt throw money at him and run
Holden: what? I would have payed whether you died at that dinner table or not...
Holden: Zak...
Holden: we're communicating poorly tonight.
Zak: are we?
Zak: what do you mean?
Holden: it's like I'm speaking German, and you're drowning...
Holden: 2 Zak-death references in a period of 5 minutes
Holden: my subconscious is just leaking out
Zak: /runs
Holden: lol im gonna go now :)
Zak: /cant hear you because hes far away
Holden: you're so cute, it makes me want to vacuum-seal you...
Holden disconnected.
#223 1.0 
Jeremy: By the way, I improved my DATA BANKS desktop.
Zak: oh nice nice
Zak: send it over
Jeremy: k
Jeremy: Email!
Zak: ELECTRONIC TRANSMISSION OF
Zak: THE...
Zak: DATA BANKS!
Jeremy: What do you do with data banks, anyway?
Jeremy: Like, what's the activity you apply to data banks?
Zak: storage
Jeremy: I don't mean those data banks. I mean DATA BANKS.
Jeremy: "Quick! We must get to the DATA BANKS!"
Jeremy: "Modulate the DATA BANKS!"
Jeremy: "Reconstitute the DATA BANKS!"
Jeremy: "Consult the DATA BANKS!"
Zak: uhh
Zak: what did you change?
Jeremy: :P Look at it.
Jeremy: Compare the two visually.
Jeremy: Lazy JavaScripting bum.
Zak: a subtle sepia overtone
Jeremy: And?
Zak: oh rofl
Zak: had that half covering the other
Zak: nice
Jeremy: :D
Zak: much improved
Jeremy: At least you couldn't notice. That's good.
Zak: THE DATABANKS HAVE BEEN MULTIPLYING
Zak: REMUNERATE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: ESCHEW THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: DECOUPLE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: FILET THE DATABANKS
Zak: TRANSMOGROFY THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: INTERDICT THE DATABANKS!
Zak: DECAPITATE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: SUPERCHARGE THE DATABANKS!
Zak: ENFUSE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: WITH NUTRIENTS
Jeremy: ROTATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: EXTEND THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: AMPLIFY THE FUCKING DATA BANKS!
Zak: DEFENESTRATE THE DATA BANKS!
Zak: WAIT NO
Zak: NOOOOO
Jeremy: REASSEMBLE THE DATABANKS!
Zak: REVERSE-ENGINEER THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: OPEN-SOURCE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: REFUND THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: CONSECRATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: TRIM THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: If you like them so much, why don't you
Jeremy: MARRY THE DATABANKS
Zak: if i had a DATA BANK for every time you mentioned DATA BANKS
Zak: id have
Zak: MYRIAD DATA BANKS
Jeremy: AIRDROP THE DATABANKS
Zak: FUNNEL THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: INDEX THE DATABANKS
Zak: RECAPITULATE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: PROPAGATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: CONCEPTUALIZE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: INDICATE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: REGULATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: REVOLUTIONIZE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: ARBITRATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: CONVICT THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: I'm gonna have to call you on that one.
Zak: what
Jeremy: Convict? The databanks?
Zak: of a crime?
Jeremy: Of what crime are the DATABANKS accused?
Zak: BEING DELICIOUS
Zak: TRANSMUTE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: MOLLIFY THE DATA BANKS
Zak: FACILITATE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: TRAVERSE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: Mollify??
Zak: to worship
Jeremy: If you say so.
Zak: dictionary.com/browse/mollify
Jeremy: That's not the definition I know of, though.
Zak: i hope im remembering correctly
Jeremy: Oh.
Jeremy: I'm thinking of mellified.
Jeremy: Don't look it up.
Zak: too late
Zak: but actually not so
Zak: since my DATA BANKS ARE SUCH AS MOLASSES
Zak: VERY SLOW AND GOOEY
Zak: fuck
Zak: wrong definition
Jeremy: OVERCLOCK THE DATABANKS
Zak: 	to mitigate or reduce; soften: to mollify one's demands.
Zak: sorry
Zak: APOLOGIZE TO THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: RECTIFY THE DATABANKS
Zak: REDISTRIBUTE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: DECENTRALIZE THE DATABANKS
Zak: mellify isnt a word
Zak: melliferous means 'forming or bearing honey' though
Jeremy: Mellified man.
Zak: excellent word
Jeremy: To mellify means to make something become like honey.
Jeremy: REFORMAT THE DATABANKS
Zak: well its not on dictionary.com, you should let them know
Zak: INFORM THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: HYPERCOOL THE DATABANKS
Zak: REALIZE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: HORIZONTALLY REFLECT THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: How many have we got so far? We should put together the best 356 and make a page-a-day calendar.
Zak: lol dunno
Zak: i will be recording this tho
Jeremy: Ditto.
Jeremy: For reasons of posterity.
Zak: IMMORTALIZE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: AMPLIFY THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: I DID
Jeremy: RESITUATE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: CORRUPT THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: DEFRAGMENT THE DATABANKS
Zak: oh fuck you fucking amplified them
Jeremy: Bwahaha
Zak: RETRACT THE DATA BANKS
Zak: or is it 
Zak: REDACT THE DATA BANKS
Zak: ^_^
Jeremy: IMPACT THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: DIFFRACT THE DATABANKS
Zak: SHELLACK THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: COMPACT THE DATABANKS
Zak: CONTRACT THE DATABANKS
Zak: FUMIGATE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: APPLY SEMANTICALLY-CORRECT CSS STYLES TO THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: COMPILE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: AUGMENT THE DATABANKS
Zak: INTEGRATION-TEST THE DATA BANKS
Zak: FUCK IT, JUST INTEGRATE THEM
Zak: THE DATABANKS, THAT IS
Jeremy: BACKUP THE DATABANKS.
Zak: ALPHABETIZE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: JUSTIFY THE DATA BANKS
Zak: DEFEND THE DATA BANKS
Zak: IMMOLATE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: TRANSMIT THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: CORRELATE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: SUBLIMATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: SUBLET THE DATA BANKS
Zak: SUBSTITUTE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: Yes! TIMESHARE THE DATABANKS
Zak: SUMMARIZE THE DATABANKS
Zak: RENT-CONTROL THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: VULCANIZE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: SUBJUGATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: DISSIPATE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: COMMAND THE DATA BANKS
Zak: HOT WIRE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: POPULATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: repeat
Jeremy: SCAN THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: Really?
Zak: yea
Jeremy: A search function would be nice
Zak: hmm, well we can let it go
Jeremy: No one said populate.
Zak: ohhh you said propagate
Jeremy: :P
Zak: EMBARRASS THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: MISINTERPRET THE DATABANKS
Zak: COUNSEL THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: UPHOLD THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: I got a good mental image now.
Zak: UNDERREPRESENT THE DATA BANKS
Zak: CLONE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: Imagine a walk-in Cray, that's sorta helical like the NYC Guggenheim, and its walls are all
white, and its units are all black on the interior.
Jeremy: DATABANKS
Zak: OVER-ANALYZE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: MYSTIFY THE DATA BANKS
Zak: good image btw
Zak: APPROVE OF THE DATA BANKS
Zak: INTEND THE BEST BUT KNOW IT MAY NOT WORK OUT WITH THE DATA BANKS
Zak: GENERALIZE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: SIM-LOCK THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: Er... REFURBISH THE DATABANKS
Zak: why the pause?
Zak: DOUBT THE DATA BANKS
Zak: INTERNATIONALIZE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: ENUMERATE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: SHUFFLE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: REDOUBLE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: SENSATIONALIZE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: And that's it for me. :D
Zak: i think we have enough
#193 1.0 
jeff to brad: what are you doing friday night?
zach: whoa hey whoa!
brad: whoa asking me on a date whoa hey whoa!
#187 1.0 
Kevin: How am I going to illustrate this?
:: Zak throws a post-it note pack at Kevin ::
Zak: Use this.
Kevin: What... what am I supposed to do with this?
Elliott: "This... isn't a wireless internet hotspot..."
#175 1.0 
Zak: you know what else happens today?
Zak: korea kicks eric out
Vykromond: loooofl
Zak: and america is all like... well ok i guess we can take him
Vykromond: [2. trade] [korea]: wts eric
#169 1.0 
zak: omg
zak: i just realized that the paint tool in photoshop
zak: is a paint can pouring paint
zak: it's like believing that 2+2=5 until you take 2 apples and 2 more apples and sit them in front of
yourself and realize "omg it's 4!"
#118 1.0 
Zak: hello sir
Zak: how is sir this evening, sir?
Ryan: i'm fine, willikins
Ryan: have you my paper and tea?
Zak: of course sir, the Herald and Chamomile as always
Ryan: and the christmas ham, man?
Zak: but sir, it is not chris-OH GOD SIR PLEASE DONT BEAT ME SIR IM SORRY ILL GET THE HAM RIGHT AWAY
Ryan: mop my shoes whilst you do so
Ryan: and be snappy about it
Zak: ah hem, your Christmas Ham, sir.  with the pineapple slices on the side
Ryan: fool!
Ryan: i am allergic to ham!
Zak: Sir stop struggling I cannot mop your shoes!
Zak: What will sir have me bring him, then?
Ryan: the hair of a wildebeast
Ryan: it must be freshly snipped
Ryan: none of that ebay nonsense
Zak: Never crossed my mind, sir.
Zak: I shall get the gilded shears.
Zak: Your wildebeast hair, sir.
Ryan: imbecile!
Ryan: do you think i do not recognize the hair of a common house rat?
Zak: Sir?
Ryan: AND MORE EVER
Ryan: WHY DO WE HAVE COMMON HOUSE RATS?
Ryan: do you wish to be beheaded?
Zak: If it is the masters wish, I have no regrets.
Zak: I gave my all to sir, sir.
Ryan: fool of a servant
Ryan: go and flog yourself in powers of 2
Zak: What shall be the upper bound, sir?
Ryan: stop when you believe your torment to be measurable with a butter knife
Zak: Very good, sir.
Zak: I'll leave you to your paper and tea.
#99 1.0 
zak:
 
Im just tryin to tell ya
baby
Im willin
to loooooooove
yeaaaaahhhh
(trumpet soli)
The fact is
i loooooooove ya baby
it aint just
spring fever
no no no no no no
completely
captivaaaated
girl ya make
me a believeererrrrerrrr
just breezin along with youu
should be more
should be more
than ive asked for
im
im just tryin to tell ya baby
im willin
to loooooooove
im gonna work my fingers
down to the bone
im never ever gonna leave you alone
ill treat ya right
(trumpet solo)
(still trumpet solo)
Im willin
to loooooooooooove
how to love ya baby
yeahhh
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(guitar solo)
ok this song is too fucking long
im done
THE POINT IS
IM WILLIN TO LOVE YA BABY

Ryan: 

what?
sorry
wasn't paying attention for the past 8 minutes 

zak:

sex me
#80 1.0 
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If (Holden) {
Awesome;
Holden = Holden + Vodka;
}

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.tr {text-align: right;}
.tl {text-align: left;}
#79 1.0 
Keith: You should get behind my mom. She's small.
Zach: haHA quoted

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