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#61 6.0
::discussing dinner plans with friends::
Eric: We could always go to Ichiban. It's nearby, but the place is kind of expensive.
Vlad: How's the food there?
Eric: Well, there's this one table they always make you sit on if you're not Asian, but it should be
fine.
Vlad: WAIT. REWIND THAT SHIT.
#57 6.0
Rich: So I won these Gundam models...
Zach: WHAT? GIVE THEM TO ME! I have paints and glue and everything.  I deserve them!
Rich: I have paints and glue and everything too..
Holden: NO! GIVE THEM TO ME!  Why do you think they call me Holden "Likes to Build Models" Holden?
#55 4.0
Terogue: i love being behind things
Mella: like other men?
Decease: lolz
Terogue: animals moreso
Mella: o.O
Nausicaa: D:
#1 4.0
:: Sara spills tea on herself ::
Zach: You know what sucks?  When you spill tea on your pants... it's the worst.
Ben: Yeah man, well, at least it was empty.
Zach: Hey Sara, can you pass the tea? I can't reach it.
Ben: But there's nothing left in it...
Zach: Right, right.
Sara: DIE! BOTH OF YOU!
#59 3.0
[about a Kingdom Hearts II cutscene]
Josh: To the beach?
Zach: ...
Zach: IRRATIONAL LOVE OF PRETZELS DRIVING ME TO ACTION!!!
#51 3.0
:: a dusty marble mermaid coffee table comes into the store, which i'd been assigned to clean ::
Craig: You know, just use windex or something.
Eric: On marble? How about I just use water?
Craig: Yeah, I guess that's good, too. Hey, know what? It's all dust anyway. Just blow the mermaid. It'll
be a quick job.
#37 3.0
Holden: I'm never sick.
Josh: But, you're sick right now. I can hear it in your voice. You're congested.
Holden: No I'm not. I'm just sounding very manly.
#24 3.0
[on Ventrilo]

Zach: So I'm working on my inside joke archive website...
Eli: What's that?
Zach: Have you ever heard of BASH.org?
Eli: No.
Zach: Oh, well it's a site where people submit funny quotes and they get reviewed and posted.  Basically
it's people making fun of stupid people.  So for the final project of one of my classes I had to make a
website that had to do with one of the lecture topics.  And one lecture topic was 'Appropriation and
Parody.' So I appropriated BASH.org's idea of submitting quotes, and the parody is that they're all
inside jokes so they're only funny to like one or two people.  It's actually an idea I had back when I
was trying to make my personal site (which I kept redesigning so it never went up), one of the sections
would've been a place to submit funny chats.  But yeah the sites almost done, you can add quotes, view
latest quotes, vote for or against them and view the top rated ones.
Eli: Okay I'm back, so what's this website thing?
#3 3.0
:: mike looking at gumballs next to comp ::
Mike: quick get me a green and a white
:: zach pulls out the ps color picker ::
Zach: green and a white huh..
Mike: NO, THE GUMBALLS, i dont want hex codes!
#199 2.0
MikyRok:

WIRELESS N USB WIRELESS ADAPTER
WILL YOU FIX MY WIRELESS WOES?
STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT
 
Zak: 

/RIVETTED


MikyRok:
 
wayyyy too lazy to open this packaging
tune in next week
okay
now im having a weird problem
that is opposite my old problem
i have no wireless monitors turned on
so theoretically my computer should not have an internet connection
BUT BEHOLD
it does
im guring that the problem is that god hates me for killing those virgins
but i mean
i had to
with women having sex so promiscuously nowadays i needed to ensure that there would be 40 virgins waiting
for me in heaven when i took my life in the name of jihad
wow
the government is going to be at my house in 2 minutes
im gonna go wait for them on the toilet

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