Jeremy: By the way, I improved my DATA BANKS desktop.
Zak: oh nice nice
Zak: send it over
Jeremy: k
Jeremy: Email!
Zak: ELECTRONIC TRANSMISSION OF
Zak: THE...
Zak: DATA BANKS!
Jeremy: What do you do with data banks, anyway?
Jeremy: Like, what's the activity you apply to data banks?
Zak: storage
Jeremy: I don't mean those data banks. I mean DATA BANKS.
Jeremy: "Quick! We must get to the DATA BANKS!"
Jeremy: "Modulate the DATA BANKS!"
Jeremy: "Reconstitute the DATA BANKS!"
Jeremy: "Consult the DATA BANKS!"
Zak: uhh
Zak: what did you change?
Jeremy: :P Look at it.
Jeremy: Compare the two visually.
Jeremy: Lazy JavaScripting bum.
Zak: a subtle sepia overtone
Jeremy: And?
Zak: oh rofl
Zak: had that half covering the other
Zak: nice
Jeremy: :D
Zak: much improved
Jeremy: At least you couldn't notice. That's good.
Zak: THE DATABANKS HAVE BEEN MULTIPLYING
Zak: REMUNERATE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: ESCHEW THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: DECOUPLE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: FILET THE DATABANKS
Zak: TRANSMOGROFY THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: INTERDICT THE DATABANKS!
Zak: DECAPITATE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: SUPERCHARGE THE DATABANKS!
Zak: ENFUSE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: WITH NUTRIENTS
Jeremy: ROTATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: EXTEND THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: AMPLIFY THE FUCKING DATA BANKS!
Zak: DEFENESTRATE THE DATA BANKS!
Zak: WAIT NO
Zak: NOOOOO
Jeremy: REASSEMBLE THE DATABANKS!
Zak: REVERSE-ENGINEER THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: OPEN-SOURCE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: REFUND THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: CONSECRATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: TRIM THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: If you like them so much, why don't you
Jeremy: MARRY THE DATABANKS
Zak: if i had a DATA BANK for every time you mentioned DATA BANKS
Zak: id have
Zak: MYRIAD DATA BANKS
Jeremy: AIRDROP THE DATABANKS
Zak: FUNNEL THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: INDEX THE DATABANKS
Zak: RECAPITULATE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: PROPAGATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: CONCEPTUALIZE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: INDICATE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: REGULATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: REVOLUTIONIZE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: ARBITRATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: CONVICT THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: I'm gonna have to call you on that one.
Zak: what
Jeremy: Convict? The databanks?
Zak: of a crime?
Jeremy: Of what crime are the DATABANKS accused?
Zak: BEING DELICIOUS
Zak: TRANSMUTE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: MOLLIFY THE DATA BANKS
Zak: FACILITATE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: TRAVERSE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: Mollify??
Zak: to worship
Jeremy: If you say so.
Zak: dictionary.com/browse/mollify
Jeremy: That's not the definition I know of, though.
Zak: i hope im remembering correctly
Jeremy: Oh.
Jeremy: I'm thinking of mellified.
Jeremy: Don't look it up.
Zak: too late
Zak: but actually not so
Zak: since my DATA BANKS ARE SUCH AS MOLASSES
Zak: VERY SLOW AND GOOEY
Zak: fuck
Zak: wrong definition
Jeremy: OVERCLOCK THE DATABANKS
Zak: 	to mitigate or reduce; soften: to mollify one's demands.
Zak: sorry
Zak: APOLOGIZE TO THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: RECTIFY THE DATABANKS
Zak: REDISTRIBUTE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: DECENTRALIZE THE DATABANKS
Zak: mellify isnt a word
Zak: melliferous means 'forming or bearing honey' though
Jeremy: Mellified man.
Zak: excellent word
Jeremy: To mellify means to make something become like honey.
Jeremy: REFORMAT THE DATABANKS
Zak: well its not on dictionary.com, you should let them know
Zak: INFORM THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: HYPERCOOL THE DATABANKS
Zak: REALIZE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: HORIZONTALLY REFLECT THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: How many have we got so far? We should put together the best 356 and make a page-a-day calendar.
Zak: lol dunno
Zak: i will be recording this tho
Jeremy: Ditto.
Jeremy: For reasons of posterity.
Zak: IMMORTALIZE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: AMPLIFY THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: I DID
Jeremy: RESITUATE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: CORRUPT THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: DEFRAGMENT THE DATABANKS
Zak: oh fuck you fucking amplified them
Jeremy: Bwahaha
Zak: RETRACT THE DATA BANKS
Zak: or is it 
Zak: REDACT THE DATA BANKS
Zak: ^_^
Jeremy: IMPACT THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: DIFFRACT THE DATABANKS
Zak: SHELLACK THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: COMPACT THE DATABANKS
Zak: CONTRACT THE DATABANKS
Zak: FUMIGATE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: APPLY SEMANTICALLY-CORRECT CSS STYLES TO THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: COMPILE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: AUGMENT THE DATABANKS
Zak: INTEGRATION-TEST THE DATA BANKS
Zak: FUCK IT, JUST INTEGRATE THEM
Zak: THE DATABANKS, THAT IS
Jeremy: BACKUP THE DATABANKS.
Zak: ALPHABETIZE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: JUSTIFY THE DATA BANKS
Zak: DEFEND THE DATA BANKS
Zak: IMMOLATE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: TRANSMIT THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: CORRELATE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: SUBLIMATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: SUBLET THE DATA BANKS
Zak: SUBSTITUTE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: Yes! TIMESHARE THE DATABANKS
Zak: SUMMARIZE THE DATABANKS
Zak: RENT-CONTROL THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: VULCANIZE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: SUBJUGATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: DISSIPATE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: COMMAND THE DATA BANKS
Zak: HOT WIRE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: POPULATE THE DATABANKS
Zak: repeat
Jeremy: SCAN THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: Really?
Zak: yea
Jeremy: A search function would be nice
Zak: hmm, well we can let it go
Jeremy: No one said populate.
Zak: ohhh you said propagate
Jeremy: :P
Zak: EMBARRASS THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: MISINTERPRET THE DATABANKS
Zak: COUNSEL THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: UPHOLD THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: I got a good mental image now.
Zak: UNDERREPRESENT THE DATA BANKS
Zak: CLONE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: Imagine a walk-in Cray, that's sorta helical like the NYC Guggenheim, and its walls are all
white, and its units are all black on the interior.
Jeremy: DATABANKS
Zak: OVER-ANALYZE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: MYSTIFY THE DATA BANKS
Zak: good image btw
Zak: APPROVE OF THE DATA BANKS
Zak: INTEND THE BEST BUT KNOW IT MAY NOT WORK OUT WITH THE DATA BANKS
Zak: GENERALIZE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: SIM-LOCK THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: Er... REFURBISH THE DATABANKS
Zak: why the pause?
Zak: DOUBT THE DATA BANKS
Zak: INTERNATIONALIZE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: ENUMERATE THE DATA BANKS
Zak: SHUFFLE THE DATA BANKS
Jeremy: REDOUBLE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: SENSATIONALIZE THE DATABANKS
Jeremy: And that's it for me. :D
Zak: i think we have enough

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