jeff: so thats $7 a person
brad: cough it up, pants!
zach throws $10 bill: keep the change, bitch!
jeff: whoooa!
brad: whoa whoa whoa!
:: Sara spills tea on herself ::
Zach: You know what sucks? When you spill tea on your pants... it's the worst.
Ben: Yeah man, well, at least it was empty.
Zach: Hey Sara, can you pass the tea? I can't reach it.
Ben: But there's nothing left in it...
Zach: Right, right.
Sara: DIE! BOTH OF YOU!
[on Ventrilo]
Zach: So I'm working on my inside joke archive website...
Eli: What's that?
Zach: Have you ever heard of BASH.org?
Eli: No.
Zach: Oh, well it's a site where people submit funny quotes and they get reviewed and posted. Basically
it's people making fun of stupid people. So for the final project of one of my classes I had to make a
website that had to do with one of the lecture topics. And one lecture topic was 'Appropriation and
Parody.' So I appropriated BASH.org's idea of submitting quotes, and the parody is that they're all
inside jokes so they're only funny to like one or two people. It's actually an idea I had back when I
was trying to make my personal site (which I kept redesigning so it never went up), one of the sections
would've been a place to submit funny chats. But yeah the sites almost done, you can add quotes, view
latest quotes, vote for or against them and view the top rated ones.
Eli: Okay I'm back, so what's this website thing?
Zach: where
the fuck
do i put
.dem
Mike: CSTRIKE
ASHODJASLFJASLFJASLDALSJFLASJFLASJALDJASD
Zach: it doesnt work
sir
it says
Mike: well
dont suck
Zach: ERROR: YOU LIKE COCKS
Mike: fuck
you probably answered the survey
and said you like cocks
because if you do
Zach: yeah
Mike: it wont play
Zach: maybe
fuck
Mike: LINK TO THE PLACE TO PUT QUOTES NOW
Rich D: "Idunno. Just malloc. malloc more. Fuck freeing shit. I love memory. LOVE it. Memory, you're
NEVER leaving my program."
One-T: I think I'm gay.
Laiyne: Damn.
Laiyne: it's okay
Laiyne: gay boys are hot
Laiyne: most of the time
Laiyne: IS THAT WHY U READ YAOI
One-T: can I be gay without taking it up the rear?
One-T: Like... can i be a pitcher?
Laiyne: will you be taking someone else up in the rear?
One-T: that's what pitching insinuates
Laiyne: eh
One-T: implies*
Laiyne: like.. baseball?
One-T: ...you don't get the analogy, do you?
Laiyne: throwing your balls?
Laiyne: WHAT
Laiyne: @_@
Laiyne: what is going on
One-T: in gay sex... there is a pitcher, and a catcher.
Laiyne: like
Laiyne: a uke and a seme?
Laiyne: okay.
One-T: ..sure
Laiyne: top and bottom
One-T: like uke and seme
Laiyne: it's okay
Laiyne: you don't have to buttsex to be gay
One-T: no like... penis in the anus.. the penis is the pitcher, and the anus is the atcher
Laiyne: o
Laiyne: wth
One-T: ^_^
Laiyne: shouldn't penis be the hitter?
Laiyne: like.. baseball bat
Laiyne: and stuff
Laiyne: my brain hurts
One-T: I don't make the rules...I just follow them.
One-T: er...
One-T: wait..
Layine..
One-T: NOo
Laiyne: LOL
Laiyne: ORLY
Laiyne: SS'd
One-T: damn, that phrase SUCKS in this situation!!!
One-T: NOOOOOP
One-T: DAMNIT!
Laiyne: you suck in this situation
Laiyne: AHAHAHA
Laiyne: AHAHAHA GET IT
Laiyne: ZOMGOMZOGM
One-T: i hate you
Laiyne: EHEHEHEHE
::discussing dinner plans with friends::
Eric: We could always go to Ichiban. It's nearby, but the place is kind of expensive.
Vlad: How's the food there?
Eric: Well, there's this one table they always make you sit on if you're not Asian, but it should be
fine.
Vlad: WAIT. REWIND THAT SHIT.
Rich D.: They're gonna be like, "Can, can, can I have a Sony... Play...Umm"
Rich D.: NO. They're not gonna want to buy it, too many words.
Rich D.: What about when they're like, "Can I have Wii?"
Rich D.: Yes, yes you can. Because it's one syllable. Wii.
Mike: Modulo is going to harass me tonight.
Rich: Harass you?
Mike: Yeah it touches me at night
Mike: and I'm like
Mike: "noooo"
Mike: and it's like
Mike: "yesss"
bizatch: send me corndogs
bizatch: NOW
nocturne: hmm...can't find the file
nocturne: u know the extension on it?
bizatch: look in eatables
bizatch: corndog.yum
nocturne: damn
nocturne: i have a corndog.crap
bizatch: nonono
bizatch: u need .yum
bizatch: i forgot the site
bizatch: for the update
bizatch: =/
