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#61 6.0 
::discussing dinner plans with friends::
Eric: We could always go to Ichiban. It's nearby, but the place is kind of expensive.
Vlad: How's the food there?
Eric: Well, there's this one table they always make you sit on if you're not Asian, but it should be
fine.
Vlad: WAIT. REWIND THAT SHIT.
#60 0.0 
[at the same time]
Zach/Josh: Fuck your couch.
Zach: Actually, it ends with the n-word, but I can't say it with that one.
Holden: The nice one, or the not-nice one?
Zach: The not nice one.
Josh: There's a nice one?
Josh: ...er, wait, nevermind.
#59 3.0 
[about a Kingdom Hearts II cutscene]
Josh: To the beach?
Zach: ...
Zach: IRRATIONAL LOVE OF PRETZELS DRIVING ME TO ACTION!!!
#58 0.0 
(10:57:51) Josh: HAHA, YOUR COMPUTER IS IN MY DOMINION
(11:02:29) Zach: FUCK
#57 6.0 
Rich: So I won these Gundam models...
Zach: WHAT? GIVE THEM TO ME! I have paints and glue and everything.  I deserve them!
Rich: I have paints and glue and everything too..
Holden: NO! GIVE THEM TO ME!  Why do you think they call me Holden "Likes to Build Models" Holden?
#56 0.0 
Guy: man im hungry
Guy: I could really go for some food
Guy: I like food
Guy: do u like food xxx?
Bigger Girl: u dont have to tell me im fat
Bigger Girl: i already kno i am
Guy: what?! i never said...
Guy: ok...
#55 4.0 
Terogue: i love being behind things
Mella: like other men?
Decease: lolz
Terogue: animals moreso
Mella: o.O
Nausicaa: D:
#54 0.0 
Zach: where
the fuck
do i put
.dem

Mike: CSTRIKE
ASHODJASLFJASLFJASLDALSJFLASJFLASJALDJASD

Zach: it doesnt work
sir
it says

Mike: well
dont suck

Zach: ERROR: YOU LIKE COCKS

Mike: fuck
you probably answered the survey
and said you like cocks
because if you do

Zach: yeah

Mike: it wont play

Zach: maybe
fuck

Mike: LINK TO THE PLACE TO PUT QUOTES NOW
#53 1.0 
«alex» ninja gayed :[
«nxt» ninja wtf i hate when 1:2 k:d ratio idiots kill me
«alex» i hate getting ninja gayed thru ninja walls
«alex» it's ninja pissing me off
«nxt» i hate poser ninjas
«alex» that too
«alex» man if i got ninja gayed one more time
«alex» i was going to ninja cry
«nxt» im going to ninja sleep
«nxt» i already ninja cried
«alex» ok
«nxt» ninja peace
«alex» good ninja night
#52 0.0 
«Sharp» ...damnit whats his name can come too
«Hiller» Mike?
«TeLP» HE DOESNT REMEMBER ME
«TeLP» I WIN!
«Sharp» .....began with like a p
«Hiller» MIKE
«Hiller» SHARP
«Hiller» ITS MICHAEL ROCKLAND
«Sharp» jake?
«BLankie» PETER
«Sharp» Roger?
«BLankie» PETER ROCKLAND
«TeLP» peter
«Hiller» Michael Rockland
«Sharp» i think it was roger
«BLankie» PETER ROCKLAND
«Hiller» Michael Rockland
«Sharp» no hiller, not michael
«Sharp» it began with a z i think
«Sharp» zack
«Hiller» Thats EEP
«Hiller» Zack is eep
«TeLP» zach*
«Sharp» zegagroy?
«BLankie» ZANDY
«BLankie» ZASSY
«Sharp» zachareyyyyy
«Sharp» zandor?
«BLankie» ZYOUR GAY

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