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Zak: you know what else happens today?
Zak: korea kicks eric out
Vykromond: loooofl
Zak: and america is all like... well ok i guess we can take him
Vykromond: [2. trade] [korea]: wts eric

Zak: We are getting pie. Do you want pie?
Sam: I want pie! You going to the A&P?
Zak: No I think we're going to a diner.
Sam: With who?
Zak: The family.
Sam: What?
Zak: Yo, it's pie!
Sam: I know, I want pie, but I'm naked!
Zak: Clothing is not necessary for pie consumption!
Sam: Yeah, but it is for diner-going.
Zak: I guess

Josh: You don't really use keyboard shortcuts, do you?
Emily: No, not really.
Josh: Why not?
Emily: I really like the nipple.

zak: omg
zak: i just realized that the paint tool in photoshop
zak: is a paint can pouring paint
zak: it's like believing that 2+2=5 until you take 2 apples and 2 more apples and sit them in front of
yourself and realize "omg it's 4!"

SomeDude: THIS IS BED TIME
ErikMan: THIS IS SPARTAAAA
SomeDude: THAT TOO

Zak: hello sir
Zak: how is sir this evening, sir?
Ryan: i'm fine, willikins
Ryan: have you my paper and tea?
Zak: of course sir, the Herald and Chamomile as always
Ryan: and the christmas ham, man?
Zak: but sir, it is not chris-OH GOD SIR PLEASE DONT BEAT ME SIR IM SORRY ILL GET THE HAM RIGHT AWAY
Ryan: mop my shoes whilst you do so
Ryan: and be snappy about it
Zak: ah hem, your Christmas Ham, sir.  with the pineapple slices on the side
Ryan: fool!
Ryan: i am allergic to ham!
Zak: Sir stop struggling I cannot mop your shoes!
Zak: What will sir have me bring him, then?
Ryan: the hair of a wildebeast
Ryan: it must be freshly snipped
Ryan: none of that ebay nonsense
Zak: Never crossed my mind, sir.
Zak: I shall get the gilded shears.
Zak: Your wildebeast hair, sir.
Ryan: imbecile!
Ryan: do you think i do not recognize the hair of a common house rat?
Zak: Sir?
Ryan: AND MORE EVER
Ryan: WHY DO WE HAVE COMMON HOUSE RATS?
Ryan: do you wish to be beheaded?
Zak: If it is the masters wish, I have no regrets.
Zak: I gave my all to sir, sir.
Ryan: fool of a servant
Ryan: go and flog yourself in powers of 2
Zak: What shall be the upper bound, sir?
Ryan: stop when you believe your torment to be measurable with a butter knife
Zak: Very good, sir.
Zak: I'll leave you to your paper and tea.

Amber: Yeah, I'm not a donut.

ryan: you gain level in single player btw
zak: yeah sam told me
ryan: i bet she did :)
zak: man you just cant lay off the cock eh
zak: thats cool
ryan: er
ryan: what?
ryan: ...
ryan: how are those linked
ryan: O_o
ryan: O_o
ryan: O_o
zak: are you serious?
zak: thats the pattern
zak: you make a crack about my sister
zak: and i call you gay
zak: thats how it goes man

Holden: I guess rape is a big deal...
Zak: ...
Holden: What?  I'm just trying to be sensitive.

Nadav: ZOMG is now trademarked to me.