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#208 0.0
Tiffany: How did I do that?
#207 0.0
Dan: I don't really like rocky road
Zak: How do you feel about spiders?
Dan: ?
Zak: in your mouth
Dan: ...
Zak: ... sorry, that was pretty bad
#202 0.0
josh: so we were talking and referring to each other
#201 0.0
elliot: YO
zak: yo
elliot: wat yo
zak: what?
elliot: dude, i am totally asleep
#200 0.0
Vykromond: I just got back from the midnight showing of "The Simpsons Movie", and I have to be honest, it
wasn't that great! It is much more offensive than my wife and I were thinking it would be going in, and
we left with a sick feeling in our mouth as we left the theater. I turned to my wife and asked her if she
liked it and she said "I hate this movie!" Please don't take your young kids to see this movie...it is
not a cartoon like the Pixar movies. BEWARE CARING PARENTS!!!
Vykromond: reminds me of something..
Vykromond: oh yeahh
Vykromond: Before you start equipping your maintank with this, don't!
It's a bad choice for any tank!!!!!
#199 2.0
MikyRok:

WIRELESS N USB WIRELESS ADAPTER
WILL YOU FIX MY WIRELESS WOES?
STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT
 
Zak: 

/RIVETTED


MikyRok:
 
wayyyy too lazy to open this packaging
tune in next week
okay
now im having a weird problem
that is opposite my old problem
i have no wireless monitors turned on
so theoretically my computer should not have an internet connection
BUT BEHOLD
it does
im guring that the problem is that god hates me for killing those virgins
but i mean
i had to
with women having sex so promiscuously nowadays i needed to ensure that there would be 40 virgins waiting
for me in heaven when i took my life in the name of jihad
wow
the government is going to be at my house in 2 minutes
im gonna go wait for them on the toilet
#198 0.0
Are you a bitch?
You're a bitch!
How many kids do you have, bitch?
#197 0.0
foos: hey stop throwing rolos!
brad: whoooooooooooooa!
foos: alright my first rolo!
brad: whoooooooooooooa!
foos: rolooooooooooooooooo!
brad: i think i just pulled my groin.
jeff: hey!
#196 0.0
jeff: so thats $7 a person
brad: cough it up, pants!
zach throws $10 bill: keep the change, bitch!
jeff: whoooa!
brad: whoa whoa whoa!
#195 0.0
brad: we playin cards this weekend jeff?
jeff: yeah, debbie'll be out of the house
brad: i want debbie...
zach: whoa!
jeff: whoa hey whoa!
jillian: whoa!
brad: ... to play cards with us

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