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Zak: I mean, a pickle by itself... it's alright, but...
Zak: You should order the Enchirito next time.
Jeremy: What is it?!
Zak: I dont know!
Jeremy: At least I know how to pronounce this: Two Tacos
Jeremy: I should make a recipe...
Jeremy: Two Tacos
Jeremy: Ingredients: Two (2) tacos
Jeremy: Directions: Eat the tacos
Jeremy: I should sell this to Philsbury Farms
Zak: You could also make something else from it: One Taco
Zak: Ingredients: Two (2) tacos
Zak: Directions: Eat one taco
eric: i dont like these shuffles, they're all random.
Josh: God damnit have sex!
Nick: What's in Connecticut?
Zak: My girlfriend
Nick: Nice
Jeremy: I should get on that
Zak: You get on my girlfriend and I'll kill you
Nick: WHOA
Jeremy: No your girlfriend is comparable to other types of vehicles
Jeremy: Ahhhh my god! Where is my face??
Patty: cuz we're the most couple ever, obv
Zak: the most couple
Patty: wait
Zak: yes
Zak: so most
Patty: wat
Zak: we dont need an adjective
Patty: ahahahaha
Patty: so most
Nick: Yea this girl did this really great booty shake
Zak: Did she shake it like a polaroid picture?
Nick: No..
Nick: Like an animated gif
Zak: maybe that one was my fault
Zak: like if i didnt throw money at him and run
Holden: what? I would have payed whether you died at that dinner table or not...
Holden: Zak...
Holden: we're communicating poorly tonight.
Zak: are we?
Zak: what do you mean?
Holden: it's like I'm speaking German, and you're drowning...
Holden: 2 Zak-death references in a period of 5 minutes
Holden: my subconscious is just leaking out
Zak: /runs
Holden: lol im gonna go now :)
Zak: /cant hear you because hes far away
Holden: you're so cute, it makes me want to vacuum-seal you...
Holden disconnected.
Zak: let me go get my dentures
Annie: i'm actually a collection of bones under miles of sediment
Zak: i remember when the sun was cold
Annie: i remember when space was really small
Annie: like a teeny tiny die
Annie: on the bright side, i don't remember the 80s that well
Annie: so there must be older people
Zak: amen to that
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